First few...
Scat.
WTF?

Lap dancing clubs
Why spend hundreds of pounds buying overpriced drinks to sit & watch an (admittedly attractive) woman with whom you have no opportunity to get intimate dangle her bits inches away from you before going home to knock one out. Have a couple of cans at home, watch some porn online, crack one off & save £500.

Massive holes in earlobes.
Not adverse to body art – tat’s, piercings etc but just don’t understand the attraction of these.

Plushism
Why would anyone want to fuck a stuffed toy?

Dogging
Why would I want to fuck someone in my car in a car park on a freezing cold evening with a load of 50 odd year old perverts stood peering through my car windows jerking their gherkin?

Personalised Number Plates
Other than disguising the age of your car what is the point? Anyone who has one has to be a W4NKA.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:01, 5 replies)

Massive holes in earlobes.
Yes, this one has me beat. Each to their own, but this is a taken path one can only look upon with regret surely.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:18, closed)

Scat,,,,
Now are we talking about the 1950's vocal stylings as embodied in the likes of Ella Fitzgerald...

Or dirty naughty mucky pr0n as enjoyed by Germans and embodied by two ladygirls and a drinking utensil?

If the latter, I have to agree - never seen the fun in Playing with Poo. Unless you're 2 years old.

Edit: Playing with Poo. Good name for an album...
(cliftos2000, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:50, closed)

The pr0n
never heard the music
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:01, closed)

Plushism
Well I never! People actually do that! we live and learn, thanks for the edumacationism there..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, closed)

Plushism??
Fucking hell, you learn something new every day don't you?

Er, how did you come across* this bizarre sexual avenue?

*no pun intended.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:21, closed)