The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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My confession is of a religious bentAs a small boy attending a Catholic primary school,we often had to endure a weekly mass in the school hall.On this particular occasion I was asked to fetch the box of communion wafers from the school office to give to the Christian Brother who was giving mass. On the way back to the hall I opened the box and quaffed about half of the contents.The Christian brother weighed the box in his hands and gave me a quizzical look and went about his holy business of blessing them or whatever they do.
As I recall ,there wasn't enough to go around for the whole school.
FYI They tasted like flying saucers without the smashing sherbet bit.
I've subsequently carried out far more heinous crimes that have assured my seat on the hell bus.
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bane, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:57,
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