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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Dear any company I've ever worked for
I've wanked in every male toilet in your building. It's a challenge I set myself very early in my working life and I'm proud of it.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:02, 15 replies)
^me too^
Every. Single. One.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:05, closed)
Absolutely!
And in the ladies, don't forget that challenge too. And at the urinals. Now that's a challenge that requires a fantastic wanker's ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:18, closed)
hahaHAHAhaha "wanker's ear"
How did I survive this long without having a phrase to describe that?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:37, closed)
Wanker's ear!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:41, closed)
HAHAHAHA!!!
Wanker's ear is the best phrase I've heard in a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:25, closed)
At the urinals or in a trap?

(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, closed)
In a trap.
Doing it while at the urinals would be utter madness
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:03, closed)
Quitter

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:15, closed)
Coward!

(dchurch bah, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:41, closed)
A guy at university
took great pride in the fact that he had wanked in the girls' showers, which were apparently much posher than the boys' ones by virtue of having a door rather than just a curtain.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:30, closed)
We have unisex toilets
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:19, closed)
I have done it in a unisex. That one was a good one

(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:25, closed)
Fantastic
I'm at work at the moment, just popping to the Gents for one!
Back in a minute!!
(Barnetboy, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:44, closed)
wankers sleeve
I find it necessary to roll up the right sleeve, to prevent tell-tale rustling that can make it hard to hear intruders.
(steer, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)
clearly
An experienced wanker!
(f_rev, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:31, closed)

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