The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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For the holeI claimed to be the real man from Del Monte. As a prodigious liar in the pursuit of minge, I backed it up with loads of 'facts' about peaches and tinned fruit in general ('pears are the only fruit allowed on the International Space Station because their shape is most structurally sound in a weightless environment'). Got blown like a rockstar in Barbados.
EDIT Ok, maybe not like a rockstar. Like a Honda Accord owner, perhaps? (Am I doing it right?)
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:40, 2 replies)
Did you have the white hat, suit and everything?^ this..
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:20, closed)
Only the suit, but then it's that or nothing for me. I look nothing like him actually. Surprisingly I find it difficult to find hats big enough for my perfectly-formed head.
I've also got a novelty-sized nobulator and biceps bigger than blimps
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:57, closed)
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