ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Pr0nMany moons ago, around Xmas time, Mrs. Kite had gone out with a few friends for a curry and beer. I'm at home on me tod. I have a few beers and whilst idly flicking up the TV Channels I come to the pr0n section. Now I dont know what it was (beer prolly) but I thought "Oh fuck it, lets subscribe and see what we get" - I was no stranger to pr0n anyway, Mrs. Kite being cool about these things. I phoned in me details and readied myself with sweaty palms for a night of fwapping ecstacy...
Well it was OK I guess, but man was it tame. I mean if your a bum man you're well away but anything "harder" (pun intended) and you'd be disappointed. I went back to watching Panorama.
A week or so later I got the promised vouchers for "£20 off bongo mags" - which was a booklet of 40 coupons worth 50p off "Fat and Fifty" or "Ancient and Asian" or some such. Landfill now.
So DONT subscribe to TV Pr0n its crap - buy the proper stuff. much better. Or use teh Interwebs - it's what it was invented for.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 12:22, 4 replies)
The internet is for pornThe internet is for porn,
Grab your dick and double click,
For porn, porn, porn
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:20, closed)
when will people realize?you can get fantastic pron on the net for free? why are you still paying for it??
the only time i ever got mad at the ex-mr badgers about pron was when he paid for it.......there are hundreds (nay thousands) of FREE websites!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 18:22,
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hahIt's censored. You can't show full penetration on british tv.
Think we have it bad? In Japan, all forms of porn are censored - you can't show genitalia at all. It partially explains the..."creativity" of the porn over there.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39, closed)
Carp pronWhat is the point in soft porn?
People who don't like porn hate it.
People who do like porn hate it.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:05, closed)
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