Croissants! Thousands of 'em!

I got offered a job this week, that comes with a pay rise that equals what many full time workers earn as a living wage. And I already earn enough to live a perfectly comfortable life. Yesterday morning I lay in bed considering buying a second house….a second fucking house for fucks sake...or perhaps a small aircraft.

If anyone has a better idea for the cash feel free to chip in with ideas.

*smug mode on*
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:30, 26 replies)

fancy
funding a DPhil at all?
(jennymnemonic, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:38, closed)

in what?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:52, closed)

A DPhil as opposed to a PhD?
So Oxford, then?

Pfft. DSci is what it's all about these days (if you're in the UK)!
(dxg, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:35, closed)

You MPs are all the same.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 10:48, closed)

Buy some mates?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:02, closed)

CUNT!!
That is all.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:13, closed)

This has made me very happy

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:27, closed)

You could pay my mortgage?
But I won't send you a bumhole picture, sorry.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:18, closed)

I DON'T LIKE YOU
That is all. Wanker.
(Stiltzkin, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:28, closed)

I think I'll be able to live with this state of affairs

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 30 Jul 2011, 16:52, closed)

Go on then
I'll let you off, seeing as you helped someone further down this thread.

Kudos.
(Stiltzkin, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:40, closed)

I have no shame.
Can I have some money? Preferably a lot.
(TheColonel, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:32, closed)

Sponsor one of these chaps
www.monkeyworld.org/
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:43, closed)

fucking YES!!
do this one
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:23, closed)

Invest in drugs.
Do a Winehouse.
( gone, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, closed)

You could pay me
to give you a rim job.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:12, closed)

Perform a random act of kindness.
Preferably for a complete stranger.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, closed)

Have a balcony fitted to your Honda Accord
So you've got somewhere to eat your crossaint while you're being chauffeured to the newsagent.
(electricteeth, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:15, closed)

Fancy helping a band of snarky puppeteers?
My friends and I do a thing which we love very much and which has a Kickstarter campaign set up to enable our continuing to do it. If you're interested, there's a link in my profile.
( Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:26, closed)

Done

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:35, closed)

How about
funding my PhD? It would be in nursing and I would take care of you any time you were within 50 miles of me. For free! For life!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:38, closed)

You can get a Doctorate in Nursing?
My mind is blown...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 22:40, closed)

"Yes, doctor nurse! Right away!"

(Stiltzkin, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:38, closed)

Yup
I used to work with Val Doktor. We taught the more demented patients to call out "Nurse Doktor! Nurse Doktor!".
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:31, closed)

I have no money*.
Can I have some money, please?
Preferably enough to treat my daughter to a day out at the seaside before school goes back.

*_{I have some money, but I spend it all on bills and maintenance and Value food and there isn't any left over for treats.}
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:19, closed)

You don't already own a second house?
pfft..
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:11, closed)