jimmy_mann's post below reminded me of a less than suave moment a few years back.
This lass introduced herself as Portia. I loudly quipped, "What, like the car?!" (I'd been drinking for a couple of hours, it seemed funny at the time.)

She looked at me as if I'd just shat in her handbag, then neatly edited me out of the scene for the rest of the evening.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 May 2011, 17:22, 4 replies)

*sne*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 May 2011, 17:39, closed)

.
Was she a scouser? you could have said 'You're very pretty Portia. The quality of Mersey is not strange'. /smug
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 13 May 2011, 18:58, closed)

Hahaha!
No.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:53, closed)

Sounds like you got off lightly.
Would you want a brother-in-law called Tarquin, Quentin, or Perceval?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:32, closed)

That was never going to be an issue.
Even if I'd dialled up the charm any higher than 0, nice educated young women simply don't associate with half-foreign peasants like me.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 May 2011, 0:58, closed)