Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I once bought this massive telly...I mean MASSIVE, it had a THX sound system its' own curtains that opened when you turned it on, and these mad flip down seats! It was only £7.50 and totally rad to the power of sick. It even had space men on the cover! Only trouble was the fucker didn't change channel! I tried to ask the owner, (who to be perfectly honest was a bit of a dick for a 14 year old with a telly like this) if I could have my money back, and the drunken fuck was making himself some popcorn in a fish tank!!!! He was obviously on some MASSIVE drugs! Just serves him right. I ended up taking the telly home, now it doesnt work at all. What a rip off. Sorry for length, someone should report these c*nts to Trading Standards.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:06,
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