Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Schoolwhen i was at school, we had a fancy dress compo.
i dressed up as a box, yes a fucking box. (i was 10 and didnt know better).
i didnt win, i got pushed over on my back (i was wearing a box for gods sake and couldnt get up) and got kicked all over.
ouch, i fucking hate kids, with a passion.
length? girth? nah its like opening the window and fucking the night
(, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 12:33, Reply)
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