Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Uncle is a fully paid up member of the BNPbut he's a fantastic toy at family gatherings. He's like a wind up car, feed him enough of what he wants to hear about immigration and he's off, no holds barred. Some of the most sweeping cure-alls for this national "cancer". Both his wifes parents died from cancer. On he rambles at anyone in the room, even Mrs Mimsy, who is Spanish. Unabated, this tirade continues until no more red wine is available.
His best friend is Sri Lankan.
Absolute fruitcake.
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:50,
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