Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Out to lunchThis QOTW seems very familiar so I'll pearoast my grandma (PEAroast not spit...)
One day I was round at my Grandma's sorting out some wiring for her, she popped her head round the door to say she was going down to the shops and would I like anything? I asked her to pick me up a Mars bar as I was starving.
Later on she came back and said "I didn't get you a Mars bar but I've got you a packet of batteries instead"
Length? never mind the quality, feel the width....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, Reply)
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