Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Seems logical?...A few years ago I was in the car with my Gran and the rest of the family. While the car was stopped at some traffic lights my sister drew everyones attention to the little, furry-faced, old lady crossing the street in front of us. "Look at that old woman - she has a beard!" she said excitedly. My Gran simply turned round and said (completely seriously) "She's probably a lesbian."
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Nobody knew what to say to that.
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skullface, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:29,
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