Whilst it's nothing on R. Jimlad's night terrors, it certainly scared the piss out of me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with shoulder-ache, so rolled over onto my side and nearly shat myself when something heavy, cold and clammy suddenly grabbed my face.

There were a few seconds of sheer panic (and probably some girly screaming) before I worked out that I'd fallen asleep on my back with my hands behind my head, and my arms had gone to sleep. When I'd rolled over, I'd tried to move my arm down by my side, but in it's bloodless state I'd only managed to move it about a foot before it had dropped cold and lifeless onto my face.

I keep hoping that I'll see someone else do this, as I reckon it'd be pretty entertaining to watch someone sleeping peacfully, roll over and slap them selves in the face before sitting bolt upright and flailingly try to defend themselves with unresponsive arms from an imaginary assailant. But maybe /that's/ just a bit creepy?
(luckybluecoat, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:44, 6 replies)

This deserves a click
For office lols.
(Rob.S, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

I spent an hour or so in the park this lunchtime
working on my laptop. By the time I decided to go and get a sandwich, my left leg had fallen half-asleep, so I gimped my way across the lawn in front of all the picnicking students from the local university before my foot returned to life.

Admittedly it's not so much creepy as crappy, but still.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:57, closed)

You should have
...affected a hump, and Charles Laughton'ed your way accross, all the while intoning "Yeth, Marsther, at onthe, Marthter, freth brainth, Marthter..."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:11, closed)

I don't believe I have ever written this before,
but most definitely LOL
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:18, closed)

Damnit
Why didn't I think of this? I had a rucksack on at the time as well so it would have been perfect for the hump.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

Aha..
I did similar, I woke up one night to find this cold, clammy lump of meat in my bed. I'd fallen asleep on my arm and gone way past the pins and needles stage. Shit me up some though.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:19, closed)