Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Company Bike.Picture the scene:-
A deserted Head Office at 5.30pm on a Friday, just me and a colleague, Stuart, having a chat - everyone else gone home. It was a big open plan office with those little dividers between desks that come up to chin height when you're sat down.
Stuart asks me if I saw what Sue was wearing today?
"You mean little Sue the Company Bike?" says I.
"Company Bike?"
"Yeah, you know, everyones had a ride! She's being knobbed by the General Manager at the moment, bet she goes like a belt fed wombat!"
Cue very loud laughter.
Then Sue stands up 5 yards away where she'd been doing some filing.
We ducked down and didn't dare leave the office for half an hour.
I nearly didn't go into work on the Monday. She never spoke to me again - can't imagine why not.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:27,
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I want to click..Especially for the "belt fed wombat"...
Oh go on then... *click* despite the casual sexism...;-)
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Sorry,never occurred to me that it was casual sexism.
You're right though, belt fed wombat is a good expression!
Apparently it's an army saying. A wombat is a piece of field artillery with a hefty recoil, so if it was belt fed (like a machine gun)....I'll leave the rest up to your imagination ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:20,
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