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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Company Bike.
Picture the scene:-

A deserted Head Office at 5.30pm on a Friday, just me and a colleague, Stuart, having a chat - everyone else gone home. It was a big open plan office with those little dividers between desks that come up to chin height when you're sat down.

Stuart asks me if I saw what Sue was wearing today?
"You mean little Sue the Company Bike?" says I.
"Company Bike?"
"Yeah, you know, everyones had a ride! She's being knobbed by the General Manager at the moment, bet she goes like a belt fed wombat!"

Cue very loud laughter.

Then Sue stands up 5 yards away where she'd been doing some filing.

We ducked down and didn't dare leave the office for half an hour.

I nearly didn't go into work on the Monday. She never spoke to me again - can't imagine why not.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:27, 2 replies)
I want to click..
Especially for the "belt fed wombat"...
Oh go on then... *click* despite the casual sexism...;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:48, closed)
never occurred to me that it was casual sexism.

You're right though, belt fed wombat is a good expression!

Apparently it's an army saying. A wombat is a piece of field artillery with a hefty recoil, so if it was belt fed (like a machine gun)....I'll leave the rest up to your imagination ;)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:20, closed)

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