My Best Mate
at school had said he found a stash of his bigger brother's porn, and he could bring some over to my house for a giggle (as 12-13 year old boys do), I agreed.

He did so, but left them on my bedroom floor, so in my infinite wisdom, I put them in my school bag and awaited the Monday to give them back.

On the Monday, I walked into school and spotted a mutual friend, so the following conversation ensued:

"Have you seen Beecher* yet?"
"Nah, whats up?"
"I Have some mags for him that he left at my place, I want to give them back before anyone sees them"
"Oh right, I'll let him know if I see him."
"Thanks"

Nothing happened until 4th period, Art.

I go to get some paints like a dutiful young half-geek, and upon my return, I open the door to see the teacher fuming and the "cool gang" giggling at the far table.

I set the paints down, and then head to my desk next to the cool kids.

There I see that they have taken pages of aforementioned magazines, and made a collage, with my name on the bottom.

I then spent the next 3 days going between the teacher, form teacher, head of year and the headmaster explaining the situation, each time getting closer and closer to my parents being informed (only about 3 weeks after my mum found a "special magazine" of mine), so Ickle Ethel is getting seriously worried.


After protesting my innocence, the teachers finally agreed that I was telling the truth, and got the offenders to stand at the front of class and apologise, which in fact, made it 100x worse, as the whole class found out rather than those involved.


*His nickname, don't ask.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:18, 1 reply)

?
why Beecher?
(paulyt69 got his first real 6 string, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 6:43, closed)