Xmas Cross Dress...
was many moons ago when one xmas, the band i was playing in decided to have the xmas gig we had booked to play, a cross dress affair...

also, the incentive was there for punters (£3 in for regular types, £2 for dole scum and £1 for anyone who came cross-dressed) to come already dressed up...

so, the stage was set...

we got one of the bands girlfiends to put our makeup on badly using the worst pound shop style face painting kits. the drummer had his girlfiends white mini-dress on, the guitarist had a netball skirt and top on....not too bad i hear you say...

well, the singer had a small pair of tie-side briefs and a matching bra...under a clear pvc mac....and me....?

as i was with a girl at the time whose entire wardrobe seemed to consist of leather/pvc/rubber (woo for me!) ...and who also had quite large feet (somewhere just smaller than me) the choices were vast....

fishnet stockings, pvc mini-skirt, black leather basque, leather choker, high heeled black leather knee boots (buckles and straps all over them) and a black fur coat....all topped off with a trowel type makeover.

i truly did look like the cheapest 'ho' and i defy anyone to find cheaper within 50 miles on that night...

the funnier thing was seeing my friends leaping off the stage in charity shop dresses and bad wigs...and girls in wartime spiv style suits with painted on handlebar moustache's...

was a great gig too (The Marys, @ the toby jug, doncaster, december 19th) i believe it was 1992, give or take a year, and should anyone who knows me read this and has pics from then, i'd love to see them as i lost touch with the one person who said she had some.... :(

length/girth? it's a nice story involving men in dresses......
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 21:08, Reply)