Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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UghMarina, from Stingray. Lack of functional womanly bits never occured to me at the age of 5.
Kimberly, from Power Rangers, also aged 5.
My best friend. Repeatedly.
The resident certifiably crazy girl, aged 14.
The resident silent girl at school who never came out of her shell, aged 14. I later found out that had a thing for me too at the time. By then she had a boyfriend. Shit.
Richard Hammond. I always was a bit funny that way.
A physics teacher at my school. In a department full of musclebound egomaniacs, northern wimps, and middle aged Bible Bashers, he's a pillar of youth, vitality, good looks, and motorbike riding. He's also a programmer, which helps.
A girl who looks like the aforementioned crazy girl, only she's a year younger than me. She's also a programmer. Phwoar.
My school's foremost silent genius girl. Thankfully, this one's also a friend, and so I'm currently helping her out of her shell. Then I intend to chance my arm, and ask her out. Or get drunk with her. Whatever.
Christ, if any of my friends read this, I'm sunk.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:29, Reply)
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