Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Cheeseburgers!Mrs Ciderbob believes that a cow in a bun with a piece of Wenselydale give me teh horn! Having met in the local beer emporium for a drink and some food one lunch, I proceeded to have a cheeseburger. Upon leaving the pub, I kiss Mrs Ciderbob goodbye and she feels my pork sword poking into her and asks what it is - my reply being if she doesn't know what it is after 2 years of bouncing on it then she never will. I then say I have a fetish for cheeseburgers, which is met with a rather odd silence..and have since been the focus of many a gag (so has she...aahh thank you!) whilst eating any kind of fast food! She also believe I like a tug whilst watching Shark documentaries.
*POP!*
*Virgin bloody EVERYWHERE!*
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:09, Reply)
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