Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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PubtardsI worked in a quiet village pub for about a year and a half and as most of you probably know, about 70% of people who enter a quiet village pub are complete and utter funts!
Highlights include:
A woman ordering a rare roast beef sandwich, then taking it back and complaining that she was pregnant and couldn't eat rare beef. (word failed me!)
An old man who asked for ice in his tap water (old people always asked for that because it was free.) I put 2 cubes in and he said 'it'll be too cold now.'
A little girl crying and screaming because we didn't have any pink straws!
(We did sometimes have pink straws so I always gave them to little boys, they fucking hated it!)
Old men asking for a glass with a handle because they couldn't hold on to regular glasses!
One old man shouted at me because his ale didn't look right...(it was a new barrel!)
An Asian man came in asking if he could sell his dvds...I told him I worked for an amateur film company and I'd call the police if he didn't leave straight away!
I'm sure there's loads more I've forgotten...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:37, 2 replies)
StrawsI do exactly the same thing
*click*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:09, closed)
Which reminds me...Old men asking for a glass with a handle because they couldn't hold on to regular glasses!
We had an obnoxious old guy who said exactly the same.
"I'll knock it over" was the usual refrain.
The manager gave him a straight glass with a housebrick superglued to the bottom.
He left and never came back.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 12:11, closed)
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