Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My sister was a typical teenager - ie - a sulky, stroppy, petulent little shit.One day, when she wouldn't get into line, my dad threatened to come and pick her up from school wearing a silly hat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:34,
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Low ...but effective I'll bet. I'm going to use that.
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Ramsay Tupper, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:39,
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Haha, legend!I'm going to use this.
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Oh, there are worse things"LittleScars, tidy your room or I'll answer the door to your friends wearing shorts*. With Napalm Death playing, AND I'll pretend to have a speech impediment."
*My user name is not a metaphor. The scars on my legs are over 3 feet long end to end and one ofthem is nearly an inch deep.
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