Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Chip shop jokeWe go in to the chip shop,
Dad: "Got any chips left?"
Chip shop girl: "Yes"
Dad: "Well you should not have cooked so many.."
then turns and makes as if he is about to walk out...
silly old sod. Cool dude though.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:21, Reply)
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