Airfield mishaps
Every now and again my friends and I have a private airsoft (paintballing without the paint and cooler looking guns for the uninitiated) in an airfield not too far from where I live. Because it's basically several giant open fields we always play the game over night (and invariably when it decides to piss it down with rain). The dark doesn't scare me, but the dark filled with the possibility of getting shot is quite tense.

The dark has a lovely habit of hiding things such as yourself, other players and natural hazards. My friend and I are going for the enemy base and manage to sneak up undetected. All well and good until I heard my mate say "Spack, over here..." *SPLASH*. Yup, he fell in a small river which blew our sneaky attempt, not only because of the sound of a man falling into a knee high river but because I was now pissing my self with laughter. We got shot out quickly after.

Another incident was on one of the coldest nights I've ever been out in. A mate and I are sitting happily chatting about stuff by our fire and guarding the base when we're ambushed, luckily my mate attracted every single shot that came in leaving me to run away with a chair stuck to my arse where my gears caught up in it. The enemy quickly try to take off with their objectives (a couple of barrels) but Mr "I've got a chair stuck to my arse" takes them out from behind, no chair is going to stop me from defending this place!

We've got another one coming up soon. I wonder what other fun and frolics will come of this one!

Length? 10 meters to cover with a chair stuck around my hips.
(Dr.Spack Dr. Lepper! What's the worst that can happen?, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:16, 2 replies)

my friend is an avid airsoft enthusiast
He regularly troops off for the weekend to re-enact battles in disused factories and the like.
The cool thing about the airsoft club he's in is that a couple of times a year they hold a dog soldiers event where there is a team of soldier and a team of warewolves. The soldiers only have pistols and the warewolves come back to life after 5 minutes.
If a warewolf touches you you become one too. The aim of the game is to survive the night.
Pretty intense I'd imagine!
(Korrupt is shagging your food and eating your women., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:12, closed)

Mr "I've got a chair stuck to my arse" takes them out from behind
There's a joke here, I can just tell...

Click.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 1:09, closed)