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Often the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."

Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.

What's disappointed you lot?
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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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My Biggest Disappointment
Fancied this guy something rotten.
We danced around each other for a very long time.
I was playing the " I'm going to be demure and you must court me role'
When actually I wanted to grab him and drag him off to be debauched.
Finally, at last at a party he flirted, I responded.
After a few drinks I (ahem) allowed him to lead me to a quiet room.
I caressed his head for that first kiss and waited for the soft touch of his lips
He slobbered all over my face, drool was actually dribbling down my chin.
Ok, so he isnt a good kisser, turns my head away and hopes things can only get better.
Less than 2 minutes of him flopping around on me like a dying fish.
Rolling off, breaking wind and saying 'Ta mate that was great'
8 months of my life wasted waiting for that moment.
Another 4 months of ignoring his calls and requests for another date.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:01, 2 replies)
'Ta mate that was great' hahahahahahaha.
(, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 19:47, closed)
I'm trying to resist being heartless..
but this demure bollocks is exactly what I hate about dating. If you like me, just fucking tell me, or at least go out as friends, and then when you're sure Ask - understanding that in the meantime I might very well have found someone more prepared not to play stupid games..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, closed)

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