Clearly a great place to pull...
One time, me and my brother wandered into a pretty rough place somewhere in Hoxton, can't remember exactly where or what it was called. You know the sort of place, dirty floor, dirty bar, everyone just trying to get pissed as fast as possible etc. Like Wetherspoons but even mankier.

So, most pubs have a condom dispenser in the gents loos just on the off chance that you get lucky that evening and need protection at short notice. Not this establishment, oh no. Instead of dispensing condoms, the machines in the gents loos dispensed...

...pornographic DVDs. Seriously. I have never since been anywhere where the chances of pulling (or general quality of clientele to be pulled, if you will) was so low that you were better off just heading home for a wank. Pure class, right there.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:45, 2 replies)

I'd be interested to find out statistics
comparing the overall contraceptive effect of both dispensers.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:36, closed)

Click!
Winner!
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:41, closed)