Simples!
Anyone who signs off a comment on the internet with the word "Simples." Usually after gifting us with a short and monumentally ill-judged political insight of theirs after reading a poorly disguised propaganda piece about how an MP had the temerity to spend some public money on a stapler or something. As in "Just hang them all. Simples."

Those people should all be recycled into a low grade lubricant or perhaps some sort of wall-filler.

And if anyone agrees with this by posting "THIS!", they should join them.
(cutofyourjib, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:25, 10 replies)

I agree with this
and also anyone that adds .com to the end of whatever they've just said. These people should have their hands superglued to a wall while a convicted murderer pulls their guts out of their anus with a big tin hook.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:27, closed)

I'm so tempted to register
superglued-to-a-wall-while-a-convicted-murderer-pulls-their-guts-out-of-their-anus-with-a-big-tin-hook.com
(speedevil, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:46, closed)

I'm sure there's a site for that sort of thing already.
Better get in there quick if not.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:37, closed)

I feel I should point out
the comment I made was due to the phrase appearing in the original article.
I thought about editing my post, but can't be arsed.
(speedevil, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:11, closed)

Yes.
And people that say 'hashtag'.

I had the misfortune to be at a pub quiz where one of the names had a hashtag in it. Pricks.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:55, closed)

That!

( Muns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:51, closed)

the other!

(magictorch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:08, closed)

and then some!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 13:22, closed)

^this
Simples.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 23:25, closed)

#simples
.com
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 7:41, closed)