Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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WhistlingPeople who whistle nonsense tunes or even recognisable tunes. It drives me insane when I see someone walking down the street whistling, I want to slap them.
A colleague in my office did it as he worked, until I explained that if he didn't stop I would ram his keyboard and mouse down his throat and stangle him with the remaining cord.
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Bamboo Steamer, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 23:02,
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When I worked in the bookies.There was a punter who used to whistle every time he exhaled. Every fucking time
I'm quite a placid bloke, but I came within a gnats bollock of twatting him on more than one hungover occasion.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 23:06,
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Except that he kept whistling, didn't he?Because even if you had the balls to say that, which I doubt, nobody would actually take you seriously.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 23:36,
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Actually they do if you know the guy well and have a good friendship outside of work,and if he knows you have a blunt sense of humour then he takes it well and stops. Only occaisionally doing it when we wind each other up for laughs.
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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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What about humming though, humming's ok right?How about humming and tapping my fingers on the table, vibrating my right leg and every now again puffing out my cheeks and making popping noises? Would that be cool with you?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 1:14,
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What about prodding him in the back of the neck with a long ruler every so often?I'm sure that'd be ok.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Oct 2012, 7:01,
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hahaha,I do that sometimes, so I am a hypocrite :D
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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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We have whistle-alongs in the office sometimes.You should come and work here and get over your obvious control issues.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 5:23,
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You should try Whistling in the Dark - www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWCA7xErX08
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*Whistles**Tunelessly*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Oct 2012, 6:59,
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