It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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dazed and confusedat my house about a year ago, sampling some little ones(pills) with about 5 or 6 guys. It was mid way through the session and we were crashed out in my housemates bedroom, listening to some blues music.
I felt i had to physically demonstrate my love for the music in the state i was in, and whilst on the bed, looked round and saw a hockey stick, which i preceeded to play air guitar on, lying on the bed with my eyes closed.
After ten minutes or so, getting really into it, the guitar had become a bass and i was slapping faster than a chav with a cameraphone.
I suddenly realised that the instrument didn't feel quite right. I got up and stated to a silent room of fuck heads.....
"NICK, THERES NO FUCKIN STRINGS ON THIS BASS!!!"
the worst part was that i realised what i was saying as i opened my eyes and saw the aforementioned hockey stick in my hands.
no one laughed for a good ten seconds, they were all in a state of shock (possibly due to being higher then kites). i still haven't lived it down, but i'm actually quite proud cause its moments like that that make life worth it.
the moral of the story........
drugs are good, mmmkayyy.
long live bill hicks.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, Reply)
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