The Most Interesting Man in the World
His parents were so proud, they got drunk to celebrate... for the rest of their lives.

He has lived in 30 different places and worked 40 different jobs... in the 45 years he's been alive.

He once snorted massive drugs off several supermodels in his Honda Accord.

His blood smells of Vodka and cheap lager.

He has a story for every situation imaginable.

He is... the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always go on b3ta, but when I do, I prefer QotW."

Because /talk is a dull chatroom for mongs
(Turtlenuts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:13, 28 replies)

A valuable contribution from a top quality account holder.
With 0 /talk posts - is this a sockpuppet, or just a cunt?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:16, closed)

I vote we make him our new leader.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, closed)

No reason why not.
He would clearly be a great example to follow. A man with nothing to contribute, nothing to say, and little to live for.

Sounds like a winner to me!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:16, closed)

A captain, I say, a captain for our troubled times.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, closed)

I'm going to worship him like a pre-Columbian GOD.
Anybody got a spare virgin I can slaughter?

Oh wait ... this is /qotw ... what a silly question.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, closed)

I see what you did here.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:17, closed)

oh dear.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

the man without legs?
aicmfp
( rofl harris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)

You forgot to say 'cheers'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, closed)

Excellent use of line breaks.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:40, closed)

Can you stay on topic and stop trolling, please.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)

I'm totally going to have lots of sex with you tonight.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, closed)

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)

Hahahahahaha
I like how /talk can't work out whether or not this supports their agenda.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, closed)

We have an agenda??
Did I miss a memo?

My b3ta job description just says "dick about". If you're asking me to do something beyond that then I'm straight on the phone to the union rep.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:00, closed)

Say, that's my Job description too
Who'd have thought that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:17, closed)

I hope it's first in first out.
I'd definitely take voluntary redundancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)

Bloody demarcation that is.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

hahahahahahaha.
i love how you're not sure either so you've chosen to think it's trolling /talk
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:27, closed)

You know what I think?
Incredible! What am I thinking about now?

Hint: it doesn't contain staplers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:39, closed)

splutter

( rofl harris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:56, closed)

Swallow it!
All of it!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:08, closed)

gags
/feels ashamed
( rofl harris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:12, closed)

Good girl!
*pats on head*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:13, closed)

Precisely this Mr Vadge

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:29, closed)

To be fair
The OP has contributed...But only on QOTW. Who would know but he may even be right....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:22, closed)

all we know is
he's called the stig
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:23, closed)

He is Legless
AICMFP.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 20:43, closed)