Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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not so much embarassing as horrific...and not even my injury, but when we were kids we were messing around in the playground swining really high and then jumping off at the highest point of the arc of the swing. They were those old fashioned plastic swings and one of the boys was swinging really high and jumped off and then went all white and wobbly and fell over and there was this thing hanging from the swing...
unbeknownst to us the swing he was on had a crack in it and as he was pushing it so hard, the crack had opened and one of his testicles (still inside his swimming trunks) had slipped into the crack. When he jumped off the transfer of weight mean the crack snapped shut and although he left the swing one of his testicles didn't.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 11:25, Reply)
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