
Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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The course was divided into various 'days' of 'things', ie lung day, renal day, etc, etc with the form generally taking some formal teaching in the morning of the sort of Nasty Things you can get that would result in you being critically ill followed by a more interactive session in the afternoon in which you'd be given a case history and asked to present a likely plan of care for them.
The university running this particular course for my trust is of the 'bums-on-seats-is-more-money-for-us-red-brick-and-glass' variety and throws open the various days to any interested groups who might want to attend, so, you might see a couple of physiotherapists turning out to lung day, renal nurses on kidney key and so on.
Cardiovascular day saw a pair of jolly paramedics turning out. They were, smart, funny and interesting but the course tutor rather soured on them in the afternoon when it came to the 'make a plan of care for this cardiac nasty' part of the day.
Turns out that, whilst from their point of view an entirely correct plan of care was submitted, the plan of care for an aortic dissection she was looking for wasn't 'chuck 'em in the back of the van and drive like fuck to the nearest place with a vascular surgeon on site' written in big green letters on a flipchart.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 13:34, 22 replies)

AND you've got a penis ailment.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 13:48, closed)

'For fuck's sake, don't remove the toy robot, you'll disturb the clot'.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 13:58, closed)

How would they even get a toy robot into their aorta?
2/10 Feeble
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( , Thu 16 May 2013, 14:10, closed)

I temporarily forgot what a massive crushing disappointment you are to me and your mother and expected you to make the slightest bit of sense. I should have known not to get my hopes up
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 14:24, closed)

( , Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

but given that I don't change toner cartridges and the question of whether nursing even counts as a profession has been open to debate for decades, I'm not sure what your point is. Do you need your nappy changed again or something?
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 16:19, closed)

( , Thu 16 May 2013, 16:29, closed)

I hate to spoil a good B3ta stouch, but I thought that the story was well told. I'm clicking, and I second their treatment plan.
Risk of death in untreated aortic dissection
25% in first 24 hours
50% in first 48 hours
75% in first week
90% in first month
( , Fri 17 May 2013, 6:22, closed)

They got a standing ovation from the class and a glare from the tutor.
( , Fri 17 May 2013, 19:30, closed)
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