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My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.

Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Legless mate
Not Newcastle Australia, the one north of Darlo. Thinks: Legless personally called me a shandy drinking southern puff. What an honour!
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 13:00, Reply)
Right you lot
I'm off to the pub now to drink several pints of ale and when I get back you're all in for fucking good hiding.

Fucking outside.
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:59, Reply)
Tinypod?
.
I'm in North Northumberland you shandy-drinking Southern puff.

Anyone South of Darlington is a fucking Frenchman as far as I'm concerned....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:57, Reply)
Frankly you 2
I've been looking at your pints, and they are both complete puffs.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:56, Reply)
Tinycock
That's a deal me old mucker. Let's fuckin' have it ;O)

(I like this. Rob et al, not at Heathrow are you, you big bunch of cowsons?)
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, Reply)
Oooh shit
There's 2 of them. I might be buggered here.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:55, Reply)
Tinypod, Fonkadelix
How long would it take you to get to Essex for a good, no bullshit, sparring session?

I can see it now - the day the b3ta fight club was formed... :-)

You. Outside.
(I helped save b3ta! dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:53, Reply)
Fonkadelix
I'm in fucking Newcastle you soft southern shite! Pity really, I'll 'ave yer next time I'm down there though.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:52, Reply)
Tinypod
where are you right now? I'm just off the bastard Kings Road, where all the posh wankers live, and really would love to have a good old fashioned tear-up.
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:50, Reply)
Howza bout
Wanksplash!
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:49, Reply)
Pissflaps...
...never ceases to bring a smile to my face...
(I helped save b3ta! dan j the filthy bastard, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:47, Reply)
Weeeeee!
Could this just be a cunning plan to stop the inevitable "first post frenzy", and instead have "languishing last post...erm...ladybumps"?
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:46, Reply)
Titmonkeys
and Dogwanker?
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:41, Reply)
In order to break the tedium
I was just wondering if any of you lot would fancy coming outside for a fight.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:40, Reply)
It's Friday...It's time for a
WOBBLY BOTTOM FRENZY!
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:38, Reply)
new QOTW
for snot's sake, get a foxburgering move on will you you bunch of catflaps.
hurry up hurry up i need a wee now
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:33, Reply)
I'm quite partial to
Raging fathead.

Although seeing the word "wankrash" further down made me giggle like a girl.


...or like a queen! Aha, you see that? you see what I did there? Just call me "cunning link to appropriate QOTW boy"
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:27, Reply)
You utter utter utter beast!!!!
That fucking shows 'em who's boss.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, Reply)
Miss FlatteredBaps
I see your culo and I raise you "Me cago en los cojones"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:20, Reply)
Nothing foreign can convey the total evil hatred of:
you fucking stupid ugly shit cunt.
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:19, Reply)
Wankrash
"Cock off you wankrash"
unbeatable.
(Bellamy's Enemy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:18, Reply)
furrin languages are best
Dar candela por el culo, hijo di puta.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:17, Reply)
...
May your balls turn square and fester at the corners.
(Fishbone-didi, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:04, Reply)
Shut Your Festering Gob You Tit
.
.

Has always been my fav insult....
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:03, Reply)
Hey!
Spunkbucket, why don't you fuck off and die.

Cunt

(I'm in a great mood today)
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:00, Reply)
Aww, thanks guys
you are all too kind, you fuckers.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:59, Reply)
Hmmm
Ploppy pants?
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, Reply)
twatscabs!
:o)
(Fishbone-didi, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:57, Reply)
Retro:
Sir, you are a man of no account! You are a second-rater.

Madam, your behaviour is shocking, I am outraged.

There I throw my gauge!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:56, Reply)
I wouldn't say you are a twat
More of a cuntpopple.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:55, Reply)

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