Well, if you're not a liar,
you're a cunt
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 13:52, 2 replies)

Couldn't agree more
Veracity is pretty much irrelevant given the deliberate actions that you're claiming. Learn to drive.
(snopesthetruth, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:01, closed)

Ach, if this was pre Armco
most people drove like nutters. Or at least speeding certainly wasn't considered as anti-social as it is now. Same deal with drink-driving, seat-belt wearing etc. I used to drive like a twat when I was a teenager. Now I'm a family man and I spend half my time tutting at 'idiots on the road'.

It was a good and apt story, I reckons.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:24, closed)

Ah, that's alright then....
....provided it was acceptable at some point! Shame you didn't mow down any gays or coons!
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:33, closed)

yep
If you had been killed (or let's be kind, injured) the roads would have become just that little bit safer for the rest of us.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:20, closed)

Speed
Yesterday I did the journey from London to a little NW town averaging at around 70-75mph on the motorway and 45-50mph on the A-Roads. I had my family in the car and seven years driving experience. I have the most powerful car I have ever owned but I am also driving it like the slowest!

Rewind seven years ago when I had just passed my test and I got an Astra Turbo Diesel. I was doing a Masters degree at Lancaster University and lived in Heysham. Now anyone who knows Lancaster's one way system will know it is quicker to go via a 14-mile detour via Halton, Caton and half-a-dozen other hamlets than to go via Lancaster - which I did daily. At around 90-100mph. In rain I would moderate that to around 70mph and in snow/ice around 50mph. I remember one particular day getting to some crossroads, braking and the car sliding without even slowing down, missing a passing car by inches.
That wasn't the only occasion I nearly killed myself...but over the twelve months, I didnt.

And having driven like an irresponsible cock for twelve months and nearly killing myself (but not quite doing so), I learnt how not do drive.

And somewhat perversely, I am a better driver now for it.
(jdharding, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 22:46, closed)