sweet revenge
my now ex girl friend did not like the amount of time that I enjoyed in the land of nod, and she would frequently become enraged that I would not wake to deal with her personal needs (as a side note at the time I was on permanent nights at hospital and so was soooo tired I did not dream for about 2 years, I got in and fell in to a deep sleep as soon as my head hit the pillow) but none of this mattered as my ex 's needs were formost in her mind and my need for sleep did not matter.
one day she decided to tip a pint of water over my groin in a vain attempt to wake me up and as a punishment for not "sorting her out"........... I awoke and she gleefully tried to tell me I had wet the bed , i sniffed it and having an amazing sense of urine detection smell from working in the caring profession I fell back to sleep.
Then the thump on the chest to try to wake me. That worked , so one pissed off and tired FPK had a day to formulate a plan.

Afew days later revenge was mine , she got drunk and I got chocolate button.
After "sorting her out" (her terms not mine) she fell a sleep in a drunken happy haze. so I slipped a few chocolate buttons between her butt check and left them to melt over night .
The joy was all mine when I woke her up and pointed out to her that "she had better clean her self up as I think she may have had an accident"
brown stains all in the bed and a look of horror in her eyes .
ah sweet revenge
And the look on her face as I smelt the sheets too closely and got some on my nose !
(fpk, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:07, Reply)