Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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I PinSome 20 years ago when my young Daughter, Baby ElephantFresh was about 18 months old we'd had ice cream for tea.
The next morning Baby EF wanted some more, she couldn't say Ice Cream but cutely called it "I Pin". She pleaded with me & the then Mrs.ElephantFresh, "I pin, I pin!!"
Eventually me and the Mrs said "Ok then" and disappeard into the kitchen. We opened the ice cream and just rubbed some around our mouths. We then went out the kitchen and said to Baby EF, "Sorry Baby EF, there isn't any ice cream." With this our lovely daughter looked at us with disappointment in her eyes.
She then started to study us and a look of horror slowly came across her little face as the ice cream on our faces started to register. She then slowly pointed at us and shouted in rage "You've eaten it!!!!!!" before throwing herself on the floor, howling. God was it funny.
It took us ages to calm her down even with a great big bowl of I pin.
I don't think it did her any harm - if you don't count the Mental Institution* and self-harming* and the fact that we've not seen her for 8 years*. Sob.
*not really
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 13:26, 1 reply)
.'Tis a good lesson for a young 'un to learn, stop 'em falling for religion and the like in later life.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 15:47, closed)
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