Germans
When my aged uncle was still in school he had this crazy German twunt for a chemistry professor.

At the beginning of the year the professor would give a stern lecture about "following instructions exactly" and "obeying without question." Etc.
Then at the end of the speech he would hand out test tubes full of human urine to each student. He would then tell them to do exactly as he did, and dipped his finger in the piss and put it in his mouth.

Of course the poor brainwashed students dutifully copied him, albeit reluctantly and with plenty of retching and gagging.

He then smiled his enigmatic German smile and told them they were "excellent in obedience, poor in observation--you see, I dip this finger, but I suck THIS one."

Now THAT is evil.

Edit: My uncle swears this is gospel truth--not an urban legend.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:06, 3 replies)

ha
bullshit

i've heard this story so many times. I'm SURE it was YOUR uncle ;)
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:37, closed)

It's also been told as the...
lecturer who makes them stick their fingers up a cadaver's (dead body's) arse and lick it.

That's the one I heard.

EDIT: To b fair, I prefer this one though =p
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 0:45, closed)

Why do people insist...
... that every urban legend happened to THEIR friend/relative/dogwalker?
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 14:18, closed)