Fancy a pint?
Stubblychin reminded me of a prank. Sounds shit until you do it.

You need two pound coins (or if your cheap, 2 pennies!) and a friend with a pint.

Get a gullible friend and tell them that you can make 3 places out of the coins. When they ask, this is how it goes.

1. Stack one coin on top of the other. Pronounce 'Dublin' (Doubling haha)

2. Squeeze the coins in your hand.
Pronounce 'Oldam' (Hold em)

And then the party piece. As the victim is lulled into a false sense of trust, you drop the coins into their pint and shout

BATH!

The confused look and being called a twat is well worth it at the end.
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:16, 3 replies)

Keep swapping them around
and you get Altringham (altering 'em)
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:21, closed)

Haha
That's a good one. If you could think of more which your sure that the victim would know then it's even better. If you come up with shit places then the punchline is seriously affected.
( sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:26, closed)

Have one of the sisters from the local convent pop by and swallow one
...'Nuneaton'.

Nun...

...eaten.

Nun...see?

Nun.

*gets coat*
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 13:30, closed)