Roadtrip of love
I shall set the scene,

T's girlfriend was being chatted up by an acquaintance who we shall call "G" , who was/probably still is a virgin... he basically asked the girlfriend for sex advice, which then progressed into him asking her for sex to which she made a multitude of excuses to avoid including the fact she had a boyfriend! he then progressed to asking T for permission to get it on with her, he of course said no, and was far from amused

T then started planning revenge with my friend 'X'

The plan:

A google image supermodel would find G through msn randomly, and become rather interested, and convince him to come loose his virginity with her, and thus Viki was born.


Fast forward around 2 weeks later

I get a msn conversation fully advising me of this entire situation, and also that G has traveled for around 2 hours or so from near Birmingham all the way down to reading, where T was at uni, and was currently stuck in horrific traffic on the M25 to go see the amazing viki.

T waits until G has pulled into the street he lived on, before sending a frantic text of "G you cant come, my parents have come back early from holiday"

G then mortified, loiters around the area for a little time including knocking on a random door of a house.. obviously desperate to see his lover.

sadly rejected. he returns to his car and instead of traveling back home, and explaining to his parents his weekend at a mates has been cancelled, he then decided to travel from London, down to a city in Exeter, to try it on with a girl called R whom he knew because i was with her for a little while, and still was at the time.

note: he had also asked her for sex advice.. not a wise idea, he was told "when the alien pops out, punch it in the face" - God help any girl he gets it on with...........

Back to the story.

He turns up a good few hours later.. and is basically sniffing around her, she is of course entirely wise to the current situation and basically humors him for the entire time of the weekend, before getting him to drive her all the way to reading to visit a mate..

G is still completely clueless to this windup, I've not worked out how best to release this gem of a story into the social circle as of yet... any ideas?

Length, about 450 Miles, duration, at least 10 hours!

First post!
(Neomancer last looked smug on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:22, 3 replies)

Set up a meeting...
...have 'Viki' tell him that she's managed to convince her parents that she's going to visit a friend, only really she's going to come and visit him. Arrange for them to meet somewhere neutral and public (she wants to be sure he's OK before going to his place). Get everybody you know to be there at the allotted time. Laugh at him.

//EDIT: also, take video/pics and post them here.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:33, closed)

^ Don't do that
He'll probably kill himself...
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:39, closed)

Do
what reallywittyname said.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 20:45, closed)