Expensive WeekendsChthonic says he's still reeling from a trip to a wedding that cost him nearly £600; while a friend of ours hazily presented his credit card to the bar staff in a shady club in the Baltic states. You know how that one ended.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:03)
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A day out with the Army......sounded like a good idea at the time.
"Take a Warrior (think 'small tank') to this open day - good opportunity to chat up women if nothing else" said my Boss.
So off we went to some girls' school near Nottingham. Up clambers a very nice looking young lady - the elder sister of one of the pupils. "What's this?" she says, pointing to the Laser Arming Switch.
The switch was locked on - so I forced it off with my Swiss Army knife just so I could (illegally) fire it and impress her.
When we got back, I told my Boss what I'd done.
Cost: 3 x Extra Duties for 'occasioning £17500 of damage to a laser."
And she came to visit the following weekend. (Taxpayers) money well spent, I'd say.
(, Sun 16 May 2010, 20:42, 3 replies)
Y'knowIf taxpayers money was normally spent on getting squaddies shagged - rather than the usual crap which brown spunked it on - I'd complain a lot less.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:11, closed)
I quite agree......any chance you could put yourself forward as SofS for Defence?
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:33, closed)
This is why we can't have nice things(, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:31, closed)
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