Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Bag TheoryHigh school physics was fun in the late 80s. At some point, a younger and spottier Blumpy announced that all physics experients could be explained by 'Bag Theory', to wit: All physics experiments are a bag of shite because of the presence of Baggyons - invisible particles that bugger up whatever experiment they con us hapless zit farms to perform that day. I got a big D+ for that one, although it was talked about in the physics department for some time afterwards. In hindsight, the presence of baggyons may have been brought about by three pints in the Fox before each physics class.....
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:46, 1 reply)
The lengths teenagers will go tosimply to explain away laziness is prodigious! If only we could harness that power.
*click* for you sir!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:52, closed)
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