I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Hmm Expert at.....*Can whistle with mouth open in very high annoying notes
*Making a scarily life like baby crying noise (Which i take great pleasure in doing in Ikea near the kids section, makes parents fly off to check their crotch spawn are still in one piece muwhaha)
*Wiggling eyes. Hard to explain but i can make my eye balls shake all wierdly, only know one other person who can do this.
*Trumping all the time.
*Blowjobs. So i've been told. They don't call me Dyson mouth for nothing! :\ haha.
All of the above make me the expert at p**sing off my mother :D haha. *Minus the blowjob one obviously*
(, Tue 28 Jun 2005, 14:00, Reply)
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