Family Feuds
Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
I keep forgetting to give my folks a bell.
Might just leave it another five years.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:18,
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Why not give them one for christmas?
I'm sure you can get one for a reasonable price if you shop around.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:22,
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I hear Bells R Us have a sale on too!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:23,
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Hell's
Bells!
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:25,
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Bell end!
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The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:28,
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With bells on
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:29,
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The whisky or an actual bell
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NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:31,
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Jingle or dingdong?
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The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:40,
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A classical ding dong
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NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:41,
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*effects Terry Thomas voice and manner*
ding dong!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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