* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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i remember my primary schoolit was the last year and someone had to break the smell barrier with everyone pissing themselves the teacher suddenly jumps to his feet and states that "this is not comical and when smelling you inhale particles of the object you are smelling, its like eating somebodys flatulance"
cue silence
then girl bursting into tears
she was and still is a bit of a tit
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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