* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I am very grateful my mum doesn't know how to use the internets.She is very good at farting, and it doesn't help that she finds it absolutely hilarious so she does it all the more.
The most famous incident was the time she farted The Star-Spangled Banner, or at least the first few notes of it.
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Maladicta, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 19:36,
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