* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I whent to school with the worst farter in the worldhe would regularly trump so badly he could stink out a classroom, to the point that no one could work. Famously he was once sent home for disrupting lessons after farting so profusely the class threatened to walk out rather than taste his air biscuit.
He was so proud of his 'skills', he would cheerfully own up to any anal misdeeds as in:
"errrugh that stinks like raw sewage"
"IT WAS ME!!!"
but his best achievement was killing a hamster by farting on it. Perhaps it had already lost the will to live by sharing a room with him, but one particularly bad one gassed it off the mortal coil.
normally kids would be proud of him, but this was secondary school not infants. Also he was fat and ginger.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 9:14,
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