Festivals IIIt's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
Tell us your festival experiences.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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Spacehopper manI went to Glasonbury dressed as a spacehopper. Not surprisingly, many people thought it would be a great idea to jump on me. I'd kind of expected that.
But not one single, solitary one of them was female. Arsebiscuits.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 13:59, 4 replies)
women don't find zany try-hard pricks attractive(, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 14:29, closed)
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