I can only get off using the following.
The classic Spiderman - shag her from behind, make the appropriate noises and spit on her back. "Great!" she thinks, now I won't have spunk dribbling out my bucket all night. That's right love because I've just jizzed in my hand and now I'm going to flick it in your face a lá Tobey Maguire. "With great power comes great responsibility"

The Angry Pirate - get her to give you a blow job, when you get to the strokes be a gentleman and pull out. Blast her in the eye instead. Then kick her in the shin. Hopping about with a man battar eyepatch going "arrrrgh arrgh". Bliss.

My personal favourite is the Charizard - make love in the missionary position, then as you approach the yohgurt spill. Reach to the bedside cabinet take the lighter and set her pubes on fire. Extinguish the flames with your drippings whilst flicking the lighter and and shouting "YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

Trust me guys they love it.
( rgordon00, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 19:08, 5 replies)

Dirty Sanchez,
Or better yet angry smoking dragon.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 22:24, closed)

And dont forget
The bucking bronco
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 22:40, closed)

The Raspberry Ripple
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(McChinaman banned, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 0:46, closed)

Same as a Rainbow Kiss?
Never really been a fan of swishing menstrual blood and jizz around my mouth. Like a salty irony listerene.
( rgordon00, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:48, closed)

Not to mention the angry badger.
Or maybe the Kentucky Tractor Pull.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:25, closed)