I was a Model in A Kinky Photoshoot!
Oh yeah, you can imagine it, the sleazy, smoky party atmosphere... The hot, naked flesh... The wild debauched things happening around every corner...


Sadly, its all better left to the imagination. As always, it was cold, boring and they want you to hold poses that a qualified contortionist would find challenging. Usual rush to get everything done while we have 'the light' and not much enliven by models hanging around wearing naught but jockstraps / lacey panties. As is custom, someone has inevitably forgotten something - the photographer could bore you for hours talking about the 90 odd cameras he has with him, but has forgotten that stupid reflector screen thing (I'm determined to never learn the name of these things).

We improvised with tinfoil.

However, the episode was enliven at one point. Jude - part time kinky model and nurse - sprouts an idea which is widely endorsed: the abandoned railway bridge near her place would be a great place for her to 'kidnap' me. So, I get in my best sports chav stuff, and Jude wriggles into thigh high PVC boots and corset, donning a huge black wig to top it off. We arrive at the brick bridge - how those Victorians would frown - and I assume the victim pose: pushed against the wall, hands chained behind me in the 'flashier' FunkyFetish cuffs and Jude 'dominating' me from behind, a stiletto heel resting in the crook of my knee. The pose looked pretty good, actually.

But disused bridge? My arse - as the usual hangers-on stood around muttering about light and angles, various retired people were quite shocked out of their serene dog-walking duties. I'd never really seen anyone actually 'goggle' until that day - almost made up for the ants crawling up all over the wall. The best bit though? A genuine 'I've skipped school, innit' chav cycled past, got completely gobsmacked, and cycled himself into a hedge! So worth it.

As for me, I'm a gay submissive but feel outclassed - I haven't got half as many fetishs the worthies on here. I like redheads, and also guys with black hair thats going silver at the sideburns, but thats all pretty prosaic. For the most part, if the other guy is getting off on it, then thats hot enough for me too...
(IChewCandlewax, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 10:14, Reply)