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I don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.

Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.

Tell us about the legendary fights at school.

(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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I tried pascifism and it sucked
Ok being 6'7" and a bit I get on the wrong end of 'short bloke trying to compensate syndrome' so I've had a few interesting barneys. One day people will learn basic physics, when I swing one my rather large fists through a full back handed arc its going to hurt when it connects. The fact that I can partially dislocate my jaw also causes some confusion. This has happened a couple of times with different people:
I get chinned by some little git, and my jaw pops out of joint leaving me gurning like the village idiot. I pop it back in (it hurts a lot and makes me rather angry) and I ask if the person would kindly remove himself from my presence. Normally watching someone hit themself in the face to relocate their jaw does the trick but in the rare cases it doesn't the person ends up with a concussion.
(, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 20:38, Reply)

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