First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Naughty jokeProbably one of the first times that I ever thought about sex. I mean, I probably thought about it before, but not in the clinical, factual manner that I realised after hearing the following phrase/joke:
"If you smoke after sex, you probably did it too fast..."
I never really got that joke, but when I did, a whole new world opened up to me: I realised that sex involved copulation and physical movements. With a girl.
I must have been 12 or 13 or so.
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wears the soapyes it does doesn't it
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Where's the soap?In the soap dish, where it usually is.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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How does a woman hold her liquor?By the ears
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:50,
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Welcome to the Innuendo SaloonLiquor in the front, poker in the rear.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:29,
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