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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)

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I need help
I just hate it when I can never find a cocktail stick to eat my packet of Quavers. This isn't even a joke.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04, 14 replies)

Is that so you don't get cheesy-smelling fingers?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:28, closed)

sort of
its worse when eating a packet of skips
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:38, closed)

Never eat Skips that give you cheesy fingers!

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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)

There's a rule to live by.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:42, closed)

Also, don't try to eat dry roast peanuts
with a cocktail stick.

Unless you have several hours, and aren't that hungry.

And aren't in the pub.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:14, closed)

Could you use two, like tiny little chopsticks?
Mind you, when I was younger I was taught to eat game chips with a fork, a skill I still have very little use for.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:46, closed)

Game chips?
Pieces of pheasant, venison, and the like? La-di-fucking-da.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:05, closed)

Admittedly, this revelation is unlikely
to win me any working class bloke brownie points. Pass me a croissant, there's a good chap.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:35, closed)

Sorted.
It's nice to get some class on this board, for a change.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:27, closed)

I just tried this now
In work at this moment and bought a packet of wostits and its possible, but if you try it you will get some wtf stares
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:55, closed)

Good work.
I now have a project for tomorrow.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 21:20, closed)

don't get me started on cheese moments

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:44, closed)

I liked it when Jim proposed to Dot on The London Eye.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:45, closed)

What you need....
Is one of these
www.firebox.com/product/2793/Potato-Crisp-Hand
(anonymous blonde, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:17, closed)

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